Gunslinging Bird

Hi. I'm Grant. I make music and computer programs. Its keen.
I’m drinking hot tea, bitch. Feel me. Lil’ Wayne

Complaint #241

aleck:

whitewhine:

“I know I have all that basil in the garden, but have you seen how expensive pine nuts are getting?! The pesto’s almost not even worth it.” -Whine by Alec Kretchun

booyah

God damn man, you’ve got an endless supply of these.

(via garfieldminusgarfield)
We are all Jon Arbuckle.

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

We are all Jon Arbuckle.

Complaint #222

lindsayj:

whitewhine:

“I hate political LOLcats.”

-Whine by Lindsay

yes. yes i do.

Lindsay, where are these political LOLcats?

Maybe I don’t want to know, they sound heinous.

Shopping list for Saturday morning

- 1 fruit smoothie w/ginseng, guarana, and soy protein 

- 1 convenience sized tube of naproxen sodium

- 1 bottle of perrier (.5 liter lemon)

- 1 pack of luxury cigarettes (Dunhill Internationals)

- 1 bag of ice (7lbs cubed — for use as a pillow) 

In other news, drinking gives me the most glorious headaches.

Snowbound. Donald Fagen represents so f’ing hard.

Sorry Ronnie, I Was Mistaken

Those of you that know me well probably know that I hold this truth to be certain:

The first 4 Black Sabbath albums are the only Black Sabbath albums and all other Black Sabbath albums should be ignored, neglected and/or incinerated.

However, upon further inspection, I am mistaken.  Take,for instance, the track “Heaven and Hell” from the Ronnie James Dio era album of the same name.  In case you haven’t listened, it’s great.

Dio

congratulations matt!

I had a theory that this was the case, but I didn’t share it with anyone. 

Congratulations broseph.

aleck:

my friend matt just became the new guitarist for taking back sunday! congrats dude! i know you wont need to sleep on my floor any more, but that doesnt mean i wont need a couch in san jose sometime
 
“The King”
“The King”

Last.fm

So, I usually really like last.fm, but they’ve let me down today.  I was hoping for a heaping helping of metal, so I cued up the “artists similar to King Diamond” radio. Then up comes a god damned Lovin’ Spoonful song….  One day, I’ll get to hear ridiculous metal about creepy dolls and blood drinking grandmothers, but today is apparently not that day.