Gunslinging Bird
Complaint #241
“I know I have all that basil in the garden, but have you seen how expensive pine nuts are getting?! The pesto’s almost not even worth it.” -Whine by Alec Kretchunbooyah
God damn man, you’ve got an endless supply of these.
(via garfieldminusgarfield)
We are all Jon Arbuckle.
Complaint #222
“I hate political LOLcats.”
-Whine by Lindsay
yes. yes i do.
Lindsay, where are these political LOLcats?
Maybe I don’t want to know, they sound heinous.
Shopping list for Saturday morning
- 1 fruit smoothie w/ginseng, guarana, and soy protein
- 1 convenience sized tube of naproxen sodium
- 1 bottle of perrier (.5 liter lemon)
- 1 pack of luxury cigarettes (Dunhill Internationals)
- 1 bag of ice (7lbs cubed — for use as a pillow)
In other news, drinking gives me the most glorious headaches.
Sorry Ronnie, I Was Mistaken
Those of you that know me well probably know that I hold this truth to be certain:
The first 4 Black Sabbath albums are the only Black Sabbath albums and all other Black Sabbath albums should be ignored, neglected and/or incinerated.
However, upon further inspection, I am mistaken. Take,for instance, the track “Heaven and Hell” from the Ronnie James Dio era album of the same name. In case you haven’t listened, it’s great.

congratulations matt!
I had a theory that this was the case, but I didn’t share it with anyone.
Congratulations broseph.
my friend matt just became the new guitarist for taking back sunday! congrats dude! i know you wont need to sleep on my floor any more, but that doesnt mean i wont need a couch in san jose sometime